I have a love/hate relationship with orchids. Lets back up. You must first know that I have a BROWN thumb. I have tried SO hard to keep plants of many different kinds alive for quite a while now, to very little avail. I can't even keep these 2 little shrubbery tree things in pots outside of my front door alive! How hard can it be!? So orchids. Sometime last year after walking by dozens of orchids every time I walked into Kroger, I caved and bought one. How hard could it be to keep this one plant, with one stem and like 4 flowers on it alive? Very.
I think I kept that one alive for a month. Don't worry; I tried my hardest to keep it alive. As one poor little bloom hung onto the stem, I diligently tried to keep that little guy attached in hopes that the tiny buds further down would soon sprout. Nope. Everything died. But a friend told me that if you give it one really good watering and leave it alone, more buds will bloom. Nope. Nothing.
SO I tried again, but this time I was going to do some serious research to figure out how to keep it alive..... via google. Well I got more conflicting information than I bargained for, but I gave it my best. Died. Again. This time I did leave the country for a significant amount of time, so maybe I had an excuse. Maybe. I decided I was done. At $20+ a piece, this could have turned out to be an expensive ongoing failure. If I was getting another orchid, it was going to be made of silk.
I really, really love orchids; I think they are so pretty and so unique. So I bitterly keep walking past them every time I walk into Kroger, muttering something about "stupid high maintenance flowers" under my breath.
WELL last week, I walked into Kroger and saw the bright neon sign that said, "PREMIUM ORCHIDS $9.99!" Half price. That was enough for me. I picked one with 2 stems and light pink flowers.... a little different from the last 2. As I continued my shopping, I began plotting my strategy for keeping this one alive.
I got home and looked closer at the tag around the stem..... "Just Add Ice" ....hmmm.... I continued reading.....
"1. Place your orchid in a well lit area with in-direct sunlight.
2. Once a week, place 3 ice cubes in the pot.
3. Enjoy your orchid."
You must be kidding me! Could it REALLY be that easy!? We'll see! It makes sense to me from things I've read- about the "pace" with which to water them, to let the water "soak through".... whatever that means. I could never figure out the right water temperature and exactly how much water to use. Apparently COLD and the amount of 3 ice cubs suffices for a little pot.
So 11 days later, it is going strong on my kitchen table! If you see me on Mondays, make sure I've "iced" my orchid. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this is the trick. SO my new question is... Are these special orchids that you take care of this way? OR Is this the secret we've all been missing all along? Surely it can't be that easy. I'm assuming there's some kind of rule of thumb for how much to use according to the size of the pot.... clearly you shouldn't rely on me for any advice in this department. Go google it :) I'll let you know how mine holds up!
So go out and find a "Just Add Ice Orchid" and add a little joy to your day! They have gone back up to $20 at Kroger, but I'm sure you can find a cheaper one if you look around.
Joyfully,
Your brown-thumbed friend
